On MPR this morning I half-heard a story about some election. I didn't hear what they were saying, but they referred more than once to "frankenvoters."
Who and/or what are these monstrosities? Genetically engineered super-delegates? Poll participants pieced together from the parts of the parts of the population that have passed away? Demonic Democrats? Revenant Republicans? How do I find out more about them and, more importantly, more about how to defend my family from them?
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