Friday, August 15, 2008

Sneak Attack!

Police are now working with civilians to simulate an attack by zombies on bicycles.

As you all know, the fatal weakness of zombies tends to be their slow plodding nature, hence we'd be in a world of hurt if zombies learned how to bike.

Never fear, if faced with bicycling zombies, these police will promptly knock the zombie off the bike. Who knows how long it will take a real zombie to re-orient and again climb atop the bike, but I am betting it is plenty long enough for you to run away.

Or bash the zombie with your trusty golf club


Gus said...

I'm not ashamed to admit that I've occasionally daydreamed about knocking a Critical Mass-hole to the asphalt.

andrew said...

No shame in that, after hearing some of the stunts the critical mass people pull they don't win any awards with me.

But then you just daydreamed it, rather than actually doing it, aren't a paid LEO, and didn't concoct some story about how said biker attempted to run you down and you were only jumping out of the way.

Gus said...

I'm also not a cop.

andrew said...

"aren't a paid LEO"
LEO = Law Enforcement Officer

w1ndst0rm said...

His dad was a commie.

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