Ahhh summer. A time to enjoy the outdoors. Get back in shape. Take that summer road trip. "Accidentally" turn the TV to the AVP pro women's beach volleyball finals. Or to "coincedentally" bring the family to BW3 when the finals are on cable.
But much to my ms.may the reason for watching is now married. Since I only watch in a 'disinterested' manner I don't know when it happened. Misty May is now Misty May-somthinorother.
Gonna be a long summer.
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7 comments:
It's called porn. Do a google search for it. If you're going to drool over pictures of women with their clothes on, you're guilty of the same sin as if you're looking at pictures of women with their clothes off.
So just be honest with yourself. Lying to yourself is like lying to God.
There's no shame in having a fetish. The grunts that female sports-people make when they're competing are slightly, different then, say a sex moan. It's a nuance, but a valid one. Besides, in porn you usually have to look at a dude. Blech.
I agree, but Tim doesn't have a volleyball fetish. Unless Celtic Woman has a volleyball section I'm not aware of. Or the translator in the robot movie sings Irish folk songs. Or something.
And I'm not talking hardcore porn, I'm talking about looking at good, wholesome, old-fashioned nudie pics. No dude in sight, just a naked girl with cold, dead eyes. The kind of porn this country was built on.
Granted, my indignation is a bit feigned. Okay, a lot feigned. Bottom line: I may prefer to keep my entertainments discrete, but Tim can whack off to syndicated episodes of Golden Girls for all I care (though he might see a stray dude from time to time).
A few things.
1. AVK's first post is correct if applied in the correct context.
2. Look at the title. This was just about sharing a bad joke with you guys that my wife even helped create. (because she knows my history with volleyball)
3. Don't bring your personal and latent porn guilt into a thread about my guilty pleasure over bad puns. They don't mix. They don't even activate the same parts of my brain.
But since we are now on that subject Misty IS a key reason I have ramianed a butt man.
Was this posted for the "much to my Ms. May"? Was that the pun the point of the post?
Misty the volleyballer or Misty the Pokemon trainer?
Dock, that and my normal get people reacting to me stuff.
Gus, touche', not fair, but touche'.
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